Friday, September 17, 2010

A Lousy & Hillarious Forum That You Must Read !


At a first glimpse the main page seems to be very informative, attractive and  resourceful, which makes you wanted to read more articles. But as soon as you clicked the forum section and decided to join as a member, there are endless stupidity knowledge to be discovered!

Firstly, its how shallow the way the topics are created. Majority of the members online were not discussing things technically, most of them just posts alot based on their assumptions but not personal experience. They judge with their simple minds and tends to posts all ridiculous replies which has zero impact (thus the domain name) help to the topics. Seems that they are having a competition or something, to see who can posts more daily, regardless what they post are useful or not. These are typical forum members just love to post almost meaningless things that doesnt benefits the topic in any sense. But they like it, they love nonsense n non technical replies. Then starts talking n acting humbly like they are innocent newbies. They should join oscar n get nominated one of these days....

Secondly, they love to make fun of others. They are professional paparazzi when it comes to spotting and snapping unusual modified cars. It seems that they are highly qualified jokers to make fun of other modified cars and post onto the forum  coz they got nothing better to do. One of the most hottest topic is about making fun of cars with spoilers & GT-Wing. But you must bear in mind that, non of them have the money to modify cars, nor they have the respect of others' cars. And as a legion of simpletons, they wont even worry that the owners of cars caught them sniffing n snapping others' car without consent. Such bravery, like a hero on a mission slaying the dragon....idiots looking for trouble. Btw, they truly doesnt know the terminology of aerodynamics, how spoilers helps during highspeed, nor do they understand how to appreciate the handyworks of custom body kits. Every photo they snaps, the cars with spoilers n GT-Wings, they will start calling it clown-force n make a scene. Maybe they are clowns themselves not realizing their own stupidity. Its very obvious that they will make fun of lower costs body kits on other cars (as themselves drive stock cars and have no experience n no money  for bodykits). But then again, they admires those very expensive tuners' body kit from japan which cost a huge amounts of money (which they couldnt afford in a thousand years).

Thirdly, in no matter what sense, they have very little experience on advance driving. Most of them felt proud once the bought the most powerful car, expensive, coolest, hippest, fastest....according to the brochure / marketing ads. And they tends to enjoy to look at cars with very expensive import gadgets, expensive turbo, blow off, standalone and things which are not neccesities to brag about. What they really forgot is, to put all these power n gadget to the road n drive it. In other words, those who can afford them doesnt really races nor join advance driving events. Those who cant afford them is even worst, they worship those cars n their owners for what they can afford, NOT their skills nor their handiwork. And the worst part is, when u tell them a junky-custom-tuned old car can beat an advance import tuner with all those expensive aftermarket stuffs, they wont choose to hear u or open their eyes to witness something different, they will just keep flaming you mindlessly like they're always correct in every ways.

Fourthly, behold, all the leaders and moderators have very very little knowledge in sharing/guiding forum members in solving technical questions. Most of the topic starter has no idea what they want to ask or need to know. All kinds of BS will surface during any discussion, and all sorts of nonsense replies will be feedback by other. And the so called moderators n leaders will not stop them. They wish to discuss BS peacefully. If someone is capable to correct them or shoots them, they will be warned, their posts will be edited or deleted. Such kiasu (loser) leaders will also join the mindless minions to talk more BS. And what are those moderators driving ? God knows. Maybe supercars but actually most of them just driving local-made cars and alot 2nd hand japs n continental cars. Were they really in the scene of automotive racing ? the answer is no. All day long, they promote all the real supercars, the latest model, but none of them is driving one.

Fifth, their hobby is complaining. They moans about almost everything. From fuel prices, car prices, daily traffic jams to their the badly made local cars (they know it's badly made, but they still buys them, and complains their cars EVERYDAY). They are very active in discussing how terrible other drivers' are, n snap pictures of cars that they thinks offended their way. But they themselves never talks about their own contras. Typically, they never changed since 10yrs ago when the forum was founded. In their philosophy.....errr no, they have no philosophy, in their mindset they think complaining is the best solution. They hopes that by complaining, the gov will read it n realize the fuel price n lower it, they hope all drivers in the world will read this n start driving nicely so none of them will obstruct the forumer's way in the future. Yes, to them complaining means solution.

Sixth, the debate. They are so smart that, by referring back to wikipedia and brochures, they asssure their knowledge are absolutely accurate. The most powerful turbo car will beat a not-so-powerful car. In their context, a local-made-sedan with a powerful 2000cc turbo engine (swapped from old jap car front-clip) will beat a small light hatch. That means a Lotus Elise with only 120whp will lose badly to a Wiralution (a proton car + evolution 1,2 or 3) in all kind of races, from drag race to auto-crossing to rally to narrow hill climbs. Even the engineers that developed Ariel Atom will not be able to win the discussion over the forumers. And if ever one person that is telling everyone in the forum what they thinks are wrong, they will start sarcasm n flame back the person whom is trying to tell them the truth. They will gangbang him n says he is lying, faking, dreaming, etc. When the person is trying to reason politely by inviting them to a  leisure drive in the weekends, hoping that they will see the light , all the forum members will start talking nonsense n turns him down with all kinds of BS and reasons like they feel u r trying to show off, arrogant, self-esteem, promoting illegal racings and so on so fourth. In short, they only wanted to read what want to, n everything only stays inside the virtual world, their forum. When they are not in front their pc, they usually drives family cars, most of them undergrads whom are driving expensive cars given by their parents and they had no dreams or intention to change better car even after years they worked, too comfy eh ? (they choose to keep their parents-given expensive high taxation local-made-cars n moans bout the terrible the performance n quality everyday)

Seventh, hypocrisy, self-lying, kiasu (loser), self-comforting is widely practiced in this forum. Ironically, most of them is bought the wrong car in the first place n regretted that they dint get a better car, did not do more research earlier n should have bought the right car wisely. Hence they cant n will not tolerate any critics about the car they are driving. Why ? Because they have to pay for the car for the next 9yrs for a car doesnt last that long. And they are unwilling to leave their comfort zone, to change, to work harder, earn more, n get a better living with a better car. To relieve themselves, they will normally console themselves that their local-made-cars has much cheaper spare-parts, easy to source. And when they walk into local car accessories shop, there are plenty of things to be installed into their cars. (But still they make fun of their own makes n models if they are ghastly modified, failed to realise that they could only afford the same thing, chuckle)

Eighth, memory-loss-symptoms, most of the time, these forumers love to dig into things they are not famillar, like starting flame n fueling accusation which they only know 10% or perhaps just guessing. In a controversy, they will tend to piss someone off even tho they donot know the real story until such extent, that the victim picks up the phone n call the forumer personally to reason. But when you asked of him on the phone about the blind accusations, he will pretend he forgot what he posted online, suffering memory-loss at a young age. They even forgot their own surname and what they had for breakfast (EPIC!). Some even funny, they craps so much BS about u, when u call them, no answer, they pretended the phone never rang as they were deaf or in elysium. (Here's the cowardly protestor's blog, real funny)


Ninth, The DIY  The Copycats, nope there are no diy credits here. Only poorly made puny stuffs by certain forumers are shared here. There is one extremely popular member, whom shoots every photo of his car  (X-Wing Aeroback) getting fix by his mech, he literaly snaps everything while not getting his hands dirty, and post them onto DIY section. He had high admiration of his 80's entry level car n literally shares all sorts of visual enhancements modifications he has done. They have weird method of thinking n sharing things as DIY but not doing things themselves. Earlier, there was a creative member have and idea and diy custom made cold-air-intake boxes made out of tupperware, a full pictorial was uploaded and shared. But ironically the members choose to do nothing, share nothing but laugh and make fun of him. Some even said the tupperware would melted inside the engine bay (as they have no idea that the tupperware was designed to be re-heated inside microwave). Many years later, a few infamous wannabes leaders n forumer diy-ed their own cold-air-intake boxes, copying all the idea of what they used to laughed at.  They even used fragile plastic dustbin to do it, and the pictorial of their handywork is nothing and compared to the workmanship of a primary school student.

10th, post alike and think alike. To be one of them, we must post according to their frequency, regardless the BS they are discussing about. The more you assuming, guessing, overheard, analyse, is better. Nobody is going to correct you, shoot you nor advise you if you are wrong. Ofcoz, this could be fun IF you already knew the real answers, and when you compare to the way they claims things by guessing, its a timeless humor . And in the end of the day, regardless the outcome of the discussion, nobody is going modify or buy any aftermarket parts to upgrade their cars after answers have been revealed to them. They are all PHD holders (permanent head damage) in automotive theories, personal experience of using or owning performance parts is not necessary.

11th, I drive sportscar / heavymods car and I rules. You dont have to posses experience on aftermarket parts, dont need skills in advance driving, just spend big money n let my tuner do all the job. As long my dyno figures are awesome n I am fast in a straight line, I RULES! And if I am a decade older than you, I RULES! These are their typical mindset of most moderators in the forum.  They will get cocky with you and claim they driving a better car than you, but wouldnt tell you what car it is. Perhaps its their imaginary supercars which normal human beings cant see. Ironically, you dont actually read a single useful sharing or driving shared by them either. They dont share, they are very stingy n selfish, or maybe they had NOTHING to share. Sometimes its weird to think how even they became moderators. Favorism or nepotism ? And they keep posting dyno figure to compete with other forumers, showing alot dyno sheets with insane power, but they forgot to realise the powerband they tuned are not usable on the road. Literally after showing off the dyno sheets, perhaps they down-tune the engine for road usage again. Its pretty weird that they have never posted fastest circuit lap time with their monsters. 

12th, VTEC ALWAYS WINS! A number of self-esteemed vtec owners would always defend their stand if ever you touched topic about vtec. To them, regardless B16A,B or C, or the K20A always win over other na cars. Whilst defending, they totally doesnt take account of the car chassis, the engine behavior, the overheating problem nor what course their vtec is running, in their perceptions Vtec kicks in and win all kind of races, without even going into the races and put things into the test. That means other potential engines like SR20, 4G93, 4G63, 4AGE, or VQ3000 have to bow down before mighty VTEC.  (actually there is a youtube video of Tsuchiya beating a B16A with a SR16neoVVL, and the result ......won by 2 cars length, but they just refuse to admit sometimes B16A also have to lose) All day long, they stand proud just because they own VTEC, not because they posses practical knowledge about VTEC's pros and cons.

There it is, the 12 great things about this hillarious and naive forum. They even monopolized stickers business, and u can buy alot of their domain stickers to improve your car looks, more horsepower and make a statement that "MY CAR IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOURS" at a cheap price in most accessories shops. But mind you there are 10% useful things to be resourced in this place too. About 5% percent of the members who shares the real deal, discuss topic technically n shares properly. And there's the market place to source all the goodies for cars. But anyway since mudah.com.my and ebay is available now, and also so much of better n proper forums out there, its better just have some fun visiting this forum but not to buy anything. Plz be very careful if you encounter any members here want to do swapping with you. They might swap faulty parts with u n ask u to to repay some money to them, claiming their goods are more valuable than yours.